"CB" (jrcb)
09/16/2016 at 14:06 • Filed to: None
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"CB" (jrcb)
09/16/2016 at 14:06 • Filed to: None | 6
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Seriously, if you’re the kind of person who actually has these kinds of papers in your vehicle, you might have some righteousness issues you need to sort out. Not my car, parked in a lot with no lines. A little far from the curb, but whatever.
Bourbon&JellyBeans
> CB
09/16/2016 at 14:16 |
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I used to have fake tickets in my car. I’d hand them out on occasion (usually to friends just to freak them out). I don’t think I have righteousness issues, but who am I to say for sure! I always did it out of humor more than anything...plus knowing that that person probably had a brief Code Brown moment upon walking to their car.
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CB
> Bourbon&JellyBeans
09/16/2016 at 14:17 |
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Handing them out to friends is okay (because your friends know that you’re an asshole). Doing it to strangers is just... uncool, I guess is the best way to put it.
jimz
> CB
09/16/2016 at 14:20 |
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inspired by something I read online a while ago, I’d only go so far as a hand-written note saying “thanks for taking up two spaces like a jackass. I hope you enjoy looking for the hole I made in your car.”
(the punch line is that you don’t actually put a hole in the car.)
Honeybunchesofgoats
> CB
09/16/2016 at 14:23 |
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In one of my former parking garage, someone had parked his extended pickup in one of the compact spots.
Now, these spots aren’t compact because of some hippie big brother nanny state wish to punish trucks. No, they’re compact because they’re immediately next to the ramps, and if you park your giant car there, people can’t actually exit the ramp.
This guy’s bed was about two feet into the line of the ramp, which required very painstaking maneuvering to avoid taking out my side mirror or getting a tow hitch through my side panels while also avoiding curbing my wheels on the other side.
So after I parked (spoilers: much non-compact parking was to be had on the four other levels above him), I got a Post-It note and wrote “I did something to your truck. Can you guess what?” and put it on his windshield.
The answer was that I put a Post-It note on his windshield.
Flamehead
> CB
09/16/2016 at 14:23 |
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I used to occasionally drive my C5 corvette to college. One time I drove it some one left a note under my windshield stating I was an asshole for getting there early and parking in the corner spot of the garage so no one could hit my car. Some people are just jealous/generic assholes.
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Bourbon&JellyBeans
> CB
09/16/2016 at 14:24 |
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Guilty as charged.
Takuro Spirit
> CB
09/16/2016 at 14:27 |
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Recipient of said notice will think twice the next time they park, realizing they were wrong and will forever change their ways.
OR
Assholes gonna asshole. Maybe next time they park Extra Assholey. Maybe even give their neighbor a door ding or two. “Ain’t no passive aggressive motherfucker with a printer gonna leave a note on MY CAR. I PARK HOW I WANT. MERICA. VOTE TRUMP 2016.”
You do it in hoping the target is one of the former.
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> Flamehead
09/16/2016 at 14:28 |
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That's just... How can anyone be that much of a fuckwit?
Roadster Man
> Flamehead
09/16/2016 at 14:29 |
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Now that’s just being a dick.
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CB
> Takuro Spirit
09/16/2016 at 14:29 |
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Or they’ll crumple it up, toss it aside, and forget about it the event entirely. Because I know people leaving passive aggressive notes has always been an effective way to let people know the error of their ways.
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Takuro Spirit
> CB
09/16/2016 at 14:32 |
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That would fall into the latter.
Depending on what kind of day I was having, it could go either way, personally. But I err towards the “Oops. Didn’t realize I fucked up. WIll try harder next time not to” side.
Because I’m an adult.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> Flamehead
09/16/2016 at 14:32 |
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You DICK!
BIGBLOCK472 - wide and bizarre
> CB
09/16/2016 at 14:34 |
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IF YOU FUCK LIKE YOU PARK YOU’LL NEVER GET IT IN read the note I left on this asshole’s windshield.
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CB
> Takuro Spirit
09/16/2016 at 14:34 |
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Fair enough. That would make you the only adult in this situation, too.
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> CB
09/16/2016 at 14:57 |
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I left a note on someones windshield exactly one time. They had taken up what I can remember were the last two spots on the last level in a basically full parking garage. It was the cherry on top of my shit sundae of a day that caused me so much anger I wrote it on a gas station napkin with a half working pen in extremely bold letters.
“If you can’t park your fucking huge SUV, don’t fucking drive one.”
Never done it again.
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Takuro Spirit
> CB
09/16/2016 at 14:58 |
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I am a firm believer of checking someone’s bad behavior though. As a father of two well mannered kids I see wayyyyy too many undisciplined little shits running around doing whatever they feel like doing because mommy and daddy never told them right from wrong.
But its not my place out on the road, I am not their father. The cops, however....
Berang
> CB
09/16/2016 at 15:29 |
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Let’s be honest here, if you’re living on this planet you’re probably an asshole.
wkiernan
> CB
09/16/2016 at 16:11 |
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Oh. man, they’re not talking about you, that’s a political flyer. “Vote for ASSHOLE 2016!!!”
CaptDale - is secretly British
> CB
09/16/2016 at 16:56 |
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I keep them in my car, but only if they park with in extra door ding of my car.
E92M3
> CB
09/16/2016 at 17:01 |
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The question is why doesn’t everyone carry these in their car? Printing some right now!
Rykilla303
> CB
09/16/2016 at 17:35 |
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I want some turtles...
https://www.google.com/search?q=parki…
atfsgeoff
> Bourbon&JellyBeans
09/18/2016 at 01:44 |
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I take exception to offence 010. There is nothing wrong or dickish about driving a big vehicle in and of itself.
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Bourbon&JellyBeans
> atfsgeoff
09/18/2016 at 10:00 |
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This isn’t the exact ticket I had, but its similar. Mine were orange, looked a little more legit. Offenses are similar but honestly I don’t remember them.